But I am still sad that Brian signing Justin's field trip permission forms will never see the light of day:

J: (holding paper) I need you to sign this.
B: Why?
J: The whole sophomore class is going to the art museum.
B: (signs) Well, be a good little boy and don't get lost. Fuck a curator for me.
J: Plus, I need five dollars for lunch.

Also, I want to make Brian go to Justin's parent-teacher conferences. The idea just kills me.